Twiddle monkey

The act of wiggling a foreign object up the male pee hole for pleasure. Usually done to one’s self.

She likes to watch him jerk off while she does the Sunday crossword, but gets annoyed when he goes all twiddle monkey with the pencil eraser she’s using.

by The radio dude November 24, 2021

twiddle your bone flute

when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game

Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.

by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025

twiddle Niddle

Just some masochistic neon green bean with a majestic mustache that lives in the world of colorquest

Oh! There's that lil green twink, Twiddle Niddle!

by TwiddleNiddleLover May 12, 2024

Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

Twiddling the twine

When a particularly bigger women plays with her genitalia usually in a public setting

Mike you need to go tell that woman at the bar to quit twiddling the twine like a banjo!

by Quandavious69 March 14, 2024