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Pussy watching

When someone is overly concerned with somebody else's sex life/body count.
him: bet yo body count mad high
her: it's none of yo damn business, stop pussy watching me
by shlumpdajunkie May 17, 2020
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i'm watching you always watching

me in school and the teacher said I'm watching you always watching

me: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

well probably cuz I did something bad
I'm watching you always watching is weird
by Xman 723 bonnie lover November 4, 2020
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A Bad joke (I'm watching Bro don't do it)

A bad joke is a joke that everyone hates, for example, I am now holding a joke book and I will now read one of the contents.
Question: Why did the Orange stop rolling down the hill.
Answer: it ran out of Juice.
Please help me.
Michael: why did the tomato go red?

Jye: why?
Michael: because it saw the salad dressing
Jye: that is a bad joke (I'm watching bro don't do it)
by NAM H8TER April 5, 2018
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teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance
by bill a. January 11, 2004
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watching the moose

I wasn't paying attention. (Used as a non-sensical answer to a sensible question.)
Q: What's the weather like?
A: Dunno, I was watching the moose...
by Bruce Allan March 10, 2008
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Teaching Assistant

A graduate/doctoral student who as part of their requirements assists a professor in their area of study with large lectures. They are often knowledgable about the material and are available to provide extra help to students who do not understand the material. Most TAs are fairly young (1-2 years older than undergraduate seniors) and the professors give them the sole responsibility of handling the grading of exams and other assignments. However, do not be fooled by their sincerity and kindness. They will not cut you any slack if you failed an exam because you're boyfriend broke up with you or your dog ate your homework. God, help you if they catch you cheating or plagiarizing because they will make your life a living hell. And in most cases, they are extremely harsh with their grading and they are usually told to manipulate grades so that the average falls below a certain grade.

They are often overworked by the entire department for which they are employed by. Often times they have their own coursework, projects, and research to focus on but since they need the money to stay in grad school they agree to help with coursework. Since they are essentially at the mercy of the department, it's likely that they will take their frustration out on your grades and you will most likely not do very well in the courses.
Student: Yo, Todd my Teaching Assistant is mad chill. I saw him drunk at the bar last night and he told me that I would get an A in the course.

Two days later

Student: WTF, I thought I was gonna do well. My TA is such a jerk.

Student 2: Please change my grade, I'll do anything.
TA: Sorry, I wouldn't have time for anything....

Student 3: If I don't get an A in this class, I'll get disowned by my family.
TA: I was disowned the moment I graduated college, it's honestly not that bad.
by PTrockstar92 October 4, 2013
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Watching Netflix

A metaphor for having sex with your girlfriend.
Dave: "Are you and Sarah watching Netflix tonight?"
Joe: "Oh yeah, we will be watching Netflix all night."
by AnIdealOfHope May 28, 2013
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