Due primarily to cold temperatures, turtling occurs when the penis head is drawn inward and surrounded by foreskin. This may happen regardless of whether the person has or has not been circumcised.
Turtling is...
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!
Jerry: Elaine, do women know about shrinkage?
Elaine: You mean like a sweater?
Jerry: No, like when a man goes swimming...and it's cold...
Elaine: Oh! It shrinks?
Jerry: Yes!
George: Like a frightened turtle.
Elaine: Why does it shrink?
George: It just does!
by Xerxes2 September 28, 2005
Get the turtling mug.The act of 'turtling' is used mainly in first person shooters, (fps) it is to hide behind an object (Usually a crate/low wall etc) while still being able to see and shoot infront of you. This makes it very hard to be shot at by your enemy and also makes it very easy for you to kill your enemy without much effort at all. In games such as the 'Call of Duty' series it is possible to turtle and shoot your enemy while all they can see is your head and not your body or weapon. This is a very common but pretty cheap move used by most of the experienced 'Try Hard' players.
Victim #1- "I cant kill him hes turtling behind the damn wall!"
Victim #2- "I know how cheap is this turtling SOB!"
Team Leader- "Just shoot him in the head already, hes destroying us!"
Victim #2- "I know how cheap is this turtling SOB!"
Team Leader- "Just shoot him in the head already, hes destroying us!"
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A game that partners play in bed. They both stick their heads under the covers and one of them farts. The first one to come up for air is the loser.
by jack burton March 27, 2005
Get the turtling mug.by Eddie O Spaghetti O January 7, 2009
Get the Turtling mug.The act of taking someones backpack or bag, taking all the shit out of it, flipping it inside out, then putting the shit back in and zipping it shut.
Sam: Dude let's go on a turtling spree!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!
John: Alright, get everyones backpacks!
Kim: Omg who turtled my bag!
by TurtlingQueenTaylorRae February 14, 2012
Get the Turtling mug.Making a person laugh so hard while they are lying down that they take on the appearance of an upside town turtle trying to right itself before baking to slow death in the sun. A person caught in Turtle laughter often will flap their arms about in a desperate attempt to self-right themselves. People who enter a state of pure turtling may need help to right themselves before a stray hyena manages to consume them.
I made my friend laugh so hard last night that she was turtling all night, arms flapping about like a upside down leatherback.
by shill71 January 11, 2009
Get the Turtling mug.The art of performing oral sex on a women with a turtle head exposed, also licking the clit then the turtle in back & forth to give the ultimate turtleinguis. The legendry snow turtle is also ideal to finish off with, just ejaculate on the turtle; entice it out the pop it into the vagina and then perform penetrative sex.
by dinkle007 December 7, 2009
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