turtle head

When a dick is so small, that it appears it to look like a turtles head poking out of its shell.

Boy 1: Man, my balls are really cold right now.

Boy 2: Yeah, same. I hate when I a get turtle head

by MedicatedSloth July 13, 2022

scissoring off the turtle head

When you are taking a shit, it's the last little pieces to come out.

Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.

Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.

by Heezy P. March 16, 2014

tucklehead

1. An imbecile that thinks they know shit about stuff but they really don't know shite.

2. A bumbling unctuousberry

You tuckleheads don't know shit about crossfire

by tuckleboi May 26, 2017

turtle head

the little hard piece of shit at the very tip of ones butt hole

damn, i can't walk, i have a turtle head

by reyrey October 29, 2003

turtle head

The head of a turtle.

"See that big lump on the neck of that turtle, my son? That's a turtle head."

by Commissioner Bumhead May 6, 2005

Turtle Head Soup

When a girl takes a shit into a man's mouth, the man then proceeds to vomit the shit on to her chest. The man then begins to titty fuck the girl and uses the soupy concoction as a sexual lubricant.

"Dude, I totally had the best turtle head soup last night"

by Dick Bandicoot February 19, 2012

turtle head

the result of you having to poo reelie bad, so that the poop is actually coming out of the rectal area before you've reached a proper waste facility aka a restroom aka THE CRAPPER!

"shiittt mannnn, you gunna pull over at this next rest stop... i gutta poo soo bad!! seriously dude, i'm turtle headin' this shit!!"

by Koala Beer July 13, 2005