To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that feces may already be spreading the anus and attempting to escape.
by Tommy November 20, 2003
by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008
by Liplarp985 April 11, 2017
Turtle head poking out can mean two things:
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) To have an extreme urge to defecate, so much so that the feces is already spreading the anus and a portion of it is beginning to stick out. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of its shell.
2) The portion of a long log of shit that protrudes above the water in a toilet. Since it is above the water, it can be smelled. So called because it resembles a turtle poking its head out of the water.
1) May I use your bathroom? It's urgent, I have a turtle head poking out.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
2) You may not want to go into the washroom for a while: I just had a crap and there was a turtle head poking out; the smell is awful.
by Coxweld July 4, 2009
Dude 1: Cmon' bro, let's hit the clubs.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
Dude 2 (taking massive dump): One sec, man, I'm scissoring off the turtle head.
by Heezy P. March 6, 2014
The rare but real "talent" of taking not only an erect penis, but also the testicles in one's mouth while performing fellatio. Being able to deepthroat helps.
"That Cock Gobbling Ball Juggler's mouth was so big she could do the 3 headed turtle with ease."
Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
Pornstars Annette Schwarz and Sasha Grey can do the turtle.
by e873 December 3, 2009
That chick I met at the bar last night was so drunk she squatted in the alley on the way back to my place and birthed a two headed turtle!
by Kuhtarl February 19, 2011