dictator turtle

The dictator turtle is a fearless, yet slow and inactive, animal that will hunt down its prey whenever needed. It is called a dictator turtle, because it is crucial for it to feel in power and control at all times.

An example could include a seemingly peaceful night, where everything seems to be in order. Suddenly, however, the dictator turtle discovers that a regular turtle has moved in on its territory, and now it will do everything in its power to retain his area, and fight this intruder to his death.

by Testudo1 November 7, 2013

Disco Turtle

The act of opening a co-worker's CD drive and then flipping over their mouse, whilst calling out "Disco...turtle". This is done only for the purpose of annoying them.

The actions may be performed either by themselves or together, but if performed together, "Disco" always precedes "Turtle".

Ethan leans over Brandon's computer while he is talking to Lucas. Ethan hits the open button on Brandon's CD drive and calls out "Disco!" and then flips his mouse over, calling out "Turtle!"

Brandon says, "Dammit, I got Disco Turtled!"

by King of the Water Cooler May 14, 2010

Drown the Brown Turtle

To drop the kids off at the pool, join the brownies or pass a stool.

Every morning i wake up, smoke a cigarette, have a coffee then drown the brown turtle.

by Durty Dee August 23, 2006

Decapitated Turtle

When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.

Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.

by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009

dusty turtle

Someone who has not had a blow job in a very long time. Particularly, an uncircumcised man who has not had a blow job in years.

He's a dusty turtle, he has not had a blow job in years.

by snowmaiden December 26, 2018

Drunken turtle

A sexual act wherein a drunk woman is bent over a bed or similar piece of furniture and a green laundry basket or storage bin is placed over her torso and used to hold her down while you anally please her.

WARNING: If this technique is used for oral sex, it can quickly turn into the dangerous "snapping turtle"; use extreme caution if attempting this variant.

My gf was so belligerent last night that I had to give her a drunken turtle.

by Dan I am February 5, 2010

Dorm Turtle

A term used to describe a girl who has sex with multiple peolpe in one college dorm. Just like a turtle, once she is on her back it is near impossible to get her to her feet.

Emily was known as a dorm turtle after she hooked up with half the football team in her first semester of school.

by TheTurtleSlayer February 28, 2011