- Adjective
1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.
2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons
3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females
4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...
*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
1. Senior Women who honestly believe their snatches are functional enough to catch a lively young male.
2. Geezer ladies who hit on dudes that could possibly be their grandsons
3. Wannabe "Ashton-Kutcher-Wife" type females
4. Basically Madonnas with zero sex appeal...
*Male Version: Wrinkled Salami*
by Three Legged Manly Man January 2, 2011
Get the Rotten Tuna mug.1. What a blind and deaf man could be led to believe about his exact location if he were in a strip club, sitting front row of a raised platform or stage, with a fully naked woman performing upon it.
2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
2. complete and utter bullshit event; clusterfuck; SNAFU; con or snow job; dog and pony show; mailing it in, et al.
"Say, did you watch President Bush's State Of The Union Address last night?"
"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."
"Wha'd'ja think?"
"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
"Yeah, I did, even despite his 30% approval rating and lame duck status."
"Wha'd'ja think?"
"Man, content wise, ain't nuthin' but a shithouse door on a tuna boat!"
by Pard Padre January 29, 2008
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A man's ego will fool him into thinking he can keep up with her fiesty gyrations, but before he knows it she's straight blown his mind and left him tingling. A tantalizer will use her face and body as a stage..cast mesmerizing spells and leave fools sprung. fantasies about impaling her are common, men would love to just bend her over right then and there but condoms would do no justice.
A man's ego will fool him into thinking he can keep up with her fiesty gyrations, but before he knows it she's straight blown his mind and left him tingling. A tantalizer will use her face and body as a stage..cast mesmerizing spells and leave fools sprung. fantasies about impaling her are common, men would love to just bend her over right then and there but condoms would do no justice.
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Dex Entry: tentaquil is the best pokemon in ever. he will beat everything up. he is a good one.
Base Stats: 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100.
Typing: Bug/Psychic.
Ability: Immunity.
Since it gets Sketch by leveling up, it can learn all moves.
Dex Entry: tentaquil is the best pokemon in ever. he will beat everything up. he is a good one.
Base Stats: 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100.
Typing: Bug/Psychic.
Ability: Immunity.
Since it gets Sketch by leveling up, it can learn all moves.
Person 1: its a tentaquil
Person 2: zOMG tentaquil! hes da shit!!
Person 1: yeah da shit man he kills the world!
Person 2: zOMG tentaquil! hes da shit!!
Person 1: yeah da shit man he kills the world!
by ErrorPwnage October 18, 2011
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It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.
It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.
It is comprised of the 5 elements:
Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor
It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.
It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.
It is comprised of the 5 elements:
Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor
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