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Born on /vp/, tentaquil is the only Pokemon that's actually cool. He's da shit. He even owns his own game, called "Pokemon tentaquil".

Dex Entry: tentaquil is the best pokemon in ever. he will beat everything up. he is a good one.

Base Stats: 100, 100, 100, 100, 100, 100.
Typing: Bug/Psychic.
Ability: Immunity.
Since it gets Sketch by leveling up, it can learn all moves.
Person 1: its a tentaquil

Person 2: zOMG tentaquil! hes da shit!!

Person 1: yeah da shit man he kills the world!
tentaquil by ErrorPwnage October 18, 2011
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its a tentaquil
Anon 1: sorry its shit
Anon 2: what are you suppose to be ?
Anon 1: its a tentaquil
Anon 3: wait what
Tentaquil by Anon Nomos February 3, 2021

Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty
Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

Tentacular orgy 

Orgy that includes a creature of myth or nightmares that has tentacles. A qualifying creature must have at least 4 tentacles. An example would be an octopus or kraken.
"I’d just had a tentacular orgy in a car beside a road, with vehicles whooshing by… This relationship was so complicated, so twilight zone, it needed an index and a map."
Tentacular orgy by reader of F March 21, 2023

tentabulge

Dave: so Karkat do you have a penis
Karkat: WHAT THE FUCK IS A PENIS? I HAVE A tentabulge
tentabulge by Music Is My Escape January 10, 2015

Teaquila 

A word used when you agree with someone.
Someone: Mileyend is better than Ariola
Me: Teaquila sis!
Teaquila by Mutant_ July 15, 2021

Tentacular 

Used in the workplace, tentacular refers to a body of work that has many dependent and independent parts. As such, it is difficult to manage, difficult to understand and often difficult to finish.
The project to re-structure the financial systems was so tentacular that over half the company was working on it, yet no one seemed to know why or when it would be finished
Tentacular by seafox August 15, 2011