tube

Slang for a guy's *ahem* schlong. Used mostly by teenagers, especially in the south.

"Dude, did you see Wills doin' those jumping jacks!? He was free-ballin, and his tube fell out!"

by Makku August 11, 2004

Tubing

Verb{TOOB-ing}
The act of combining 3 finely crushed vicodin, 3 tablespoons of grape cough syrup, and sprite. Result is a sweet, purple solution that has great intoxicating abilities.

"Dude! Im tubing my balls off!" OR "You wanna go tubing?" OR "Oh man, I'm tubed out of my skull"

by Abort 2k8 August 09, 2008

tubed

See slashdotted, but replace slashdot.org with penny-arcade.com.

Man, my site just got tubed! Thanks a BUNCH, Penny Arcade!

by Legato February 21, 2003

tubes

Ice cold beers of any kind eg. castle lager

Hi Michael King. Would you like to come suck some tubes with us after work at News Cafe.

No thanks, i have beer cancer from the night before. But thank you for asking.

by dj boomy August 22, 2007

Tube

Crack pipe

"You seen Matt mate?"

"Nah.... He's been getting on the tube heaps lately and doesn't leave his house these days"

by Bali bogan July 02, 2016

Tube

Everyone knows tube means TV, but in modern day it has evolved into slang for watching YouTube.

Herb: "Yo let's go watch the Tube!"
Jimbo: "Awe man, were gonna be watching videos forever!"
Herb: "Dude, I just gotta show you this one video..."
Jimbo: ".........Fine."

by CaptainChronic421 September 30, 2011

tubed

stoned to the gills; from: "Pulling Tubes"

The movie was rather dull, until I got tubed

by Derek Wohlust May 20, 2003