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Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.
I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.
by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020
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Trying to sleep

The state during which one masters the art of naps, procrastination and excuses while being exposed to laughably high levels of stress, repeated mental breakdowns and a lack of social life. Also known as IB.
Random guy: "Hey Lucas, have you done th- "
Lucas: "Idk man, I'm trying to sleep."
by breadakita March 10, 2020
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Trying to find a rope

the person that said this is suicidal. the rope is talking about a noose
Person A: how’s it going?
Person B: just trying to find a rope.
by Keikyo February 16, 2021
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Trying to vote

by Birdy the Wordy March 10, 2021
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Trying to fit a large couch into a small car

A euphemism for gay sex, typically associated with members of the population named Aziz Ansari – including, but not limited to, the famous comedian.
"Oh man, I threw my dick out last night trying to fit a large couch into a small car, with my cock being a large couch and Aziz Ansari's ass being a small car!"
by bonnyjizzits July 25, 2022
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implied Frenzy of gay sex involving two or more of your buddies.
hey ron, where the hell were you and dave all day yesterday?, most likely trying on eachothers assholes
by Doug W. February 10, 2008
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