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Cum Trumpster

1. Those who use falsehoods in order to take advantage of weakminded people for their own personal gain.

2. Those who cause drama in pursuit of being in denial of the obvious.
This Cum Trumpster tried to convince my grandparents that buying a timeshare in Arizona is a good idea.

I can't believe all those Cum Trumpsters think the Coronavirus is a hox.
by mitch mcconnell April 2, 2020
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Trumpster Fire

What happens when rabid racist rant fuels shitstorm of word salad
That speech smells like Trumpster Fire!
by Gilbeygirl June 8, 2016
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Trumpster Fire

What happens when rabid racist rant fuels shitstorm of word salad
That speech smells like Trumpster Fire!
by Gilbeygirl June 8, 2016
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Trumpstitute

A Trumpstitute or Trumpstitution is when a bad comedian runs out of material for their act, so they resort to substituting real comedy by insulting/“roasting” Donald Trump because “ecks dee we h8 Drumpf 10/10 comedy”. This results in a bland and overused horse being beaten well past death.

Some prime examples of this can be seen in the likes of Jimmy Fallon, Saturday Night Live, Jimmy Kimmel, and a number of other late night shows and “comedians”.
TV Announcer: On the Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, please welcome our guest, Donald Truuuump!

*idiot dressed in shitty trump costume walks on stage*

*Jimmy Fallon slaps table and screeches like a retarded child*

Me, watching TV: Aw fuck, I was hopin for something funny, but I guess it’s just another classic Fallon Trumpstitute. I’m gonna go choke the chicken.
by J Diggity Dawg May 16, 2018
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trumpeting

The passing of gas. Usually quite loud and fetid
Those beans have had me trumpeting all night
by The barb of Avon February 22, 2017
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Trumpeting

To tweet angrily about politics, like Donald Trump.
Oh, hey look. The President is trumpeting again.
by Show Bobs December 6, 2017
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trumpeting

When a bald, old man perversely propositions someone younger than him, usually male, to engage in sexual musical acts.
"Bruv, that Toni tried trumpeting on me again last night!"

"Yeh stay well away from him, he's proper sketchy"
by Barry-Scott October 16, 2013
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