trumpload

A very large amount.

Usage is similar to shitload, except it's only used to describe a large amount of highly negative things, like nuclear waste or senate Republicans.

A quantity is a trumpload if it is as large as the number of lies told by the 45th president of the United States.

There's a trumpload of chemicals in my well water, but Halliburton says it's unrelated to their fracking operation next door and besides Scott Pruitt says flammable water is perfectly safe for my children to drink.

by P Venkman June 25, 2017

Trumpcare

Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.

I went to the E.R. with a severed finger. Having Trumpcare , they reattached it with a band-aid...thankfully I can sew!

by DFThompson March 11, 2017

Trumpocrats

Trumpocrats are lifelong generational Liberal Democrats or Progressives as they like to be called, or any one else removed from reality that have decided to vote for Donald J. Trump for President. Someone on the extreme edge of the political left who has long abandoned fact & logic in the pursuit of spewing their socialist propaganda till experiencing a world changing intervention by actually listing to news other than CNN and The Huffington Post. Trumpocrats are now starting to bathe regularly and no longer feel the need to be on a remarkably well rationalized victim trip and stop blaming Conservatives for everything from cancer to crop failure.

DeShawn and Shanice became Trumpocrats after watching Donald J. Trump host Saturday Night Live and really like his hair.

by Eric The American August 24, 2016

Trumpcare

1) Obamacare with Trump's name slapped on it with his gold label maker

Or
2) A plan that would only benefit Trump's rich friends in the medical industry that give the Trump Foundation lots of donations and stay in his hotels

Thanks to Trumpcare, I'm living in a new cardboard house because I went in debt trying to pay for cough medicine.

by UndergroundEd42 February 8, 2017

Trumpwork

When something is a lot harder than you thought it would be

DJT: Who knew Healthcare could be so complicated

America: Everyone
DJT: This job is a lot harder than I thought it would be
America: You're just experiencing Trumpwork, quit

by stuartc1 April 28, 2017

trumporrhoids

A pain in America's ass or a pain in the ass of someone with sense. An acute flare up can occur in response to Donald Trump's dumbassery expressed in the form of a demented tweet or rambling incoherent speech.

I have a bad case of Trumporrhoids... better get the Preparation H.

by Dump Trump June 25, 2018

trumproids

A severe case of hemorrhoids, considered to be big, believe me, really big. Depending on how one looks at it, a case of the Trumproids could be considered the highest level of hemorrhoids or "the best hemorrhoids". Regardless of the grading system Trumproids are no joke.

I should have known this time was different cause the roid cream didn't work, it was so bad I was laid up for three days - DAMN TRUMPROIDS!

He had Trumproids. I heard it Rectum. Rectum? Damn near killed him!

by LeftyGomez March 21, 2018