trumpet winsock

Disconfort, stinging sensation or mild pain caused by the pulling of a lump of pubic hair which accidentally got stock in between the penis foreskin and the glan. Diminutive: winsock

Sorry if you see me putting my hand in my pants in front of you for few seconds, I have a bad case of trumpet winsock I must urgently fix.

He stopped walking because he had a (trumpet) winsock.

by Edgar Pruviance May 27, 2009

Trumper

A supporter of Donald Trump. Used negatively in a derogatory fashion to insult someone.

I cannot stand Gary! He is such a Trumper and his opinions are annoying!

by HardkoreJackson January 22, 2017

butt trumpet

Severus Snape

Lupin - "You always have been and you always will be a BUTT TRUMPET. You know why? Cause YOU'VE got a trumpeting BUTT!"

::makes farting sounds::

by litchick48 July 27, 2010

dung trumpet

Alternative name for the arse hole

"I whacked it up her dung trumpet last night"

by Lord Dung trumpet June 11, 2006

blow me like a trumpet

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.

Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020

trumpet swag

the swag in whch all trumpet players posses

that guys got some serious swag" "well yeah, hes a trumpet player, hes got trumpet swag

by creedence500 August 15, 2010

trumper

A person whose beliefs are mostly based on half-truths, lies and misconceptions put forth by others they admire and choose to follow instead of relying on their own intellect.

My co-worker's rigid and shallow opinions show what a trumper he is becoming.

by lifeonearth October 18, 2016