Upside down trumpet

To fellate while fondling the scrotum

That woman knows how to play the upside down trumpet

by Love_handle May 25, 2015

Trumpeter

A person who thinks Trump's presidency gives him/her the right to act like an asshole in public

Last night at the bar there were a bunch of Trumpeters making me really uncomfortable... and I used to really like that bar, damnit

by Ms Spamalot November 19, 2016

Cheeky Trumpet

A sexual fetishistic activity whereby one partner expels mucous from their nose into the other partners butt crack.

Hanz bent over and held his cheeks apart while Franz blew his nose into his ass, he gave Hanz a Cheeky Trumpet

by DJ Shok April 18, 2008

Butt Trumpet

The incredible skill of being able to not only play the trumpet but to harness the sheer power of your inner rectum to play a trumpet with your butthole

My butt trumpet skills were insane until I lost my mouthpiece in my ass

by Littlefuckfucker69 May 31, 2019

trumpery

Slang for Bullshit, Nonsense

"Get outta here with that trumpery"

"The Fuck kinda trumpery is this?"

by Gabriel Sosa December 26, 2008

Nigger Trumpet

aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.

*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.

Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.

30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.

by Roc18 April 27, 2010

Trumpertantrum

A temper tantrum thrown by Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump in front of news cameras, usually accompanied by a lots of butthurt tweets.

Donald threw a Trumpertantrum after losing the Iowa caucuses to Ted Cruz.

by donaldo trumpez October 4, 2016