trumpatized

Trumpatized: The sudden sense of despair one feels upon realizing that Donald Trump is still president of the U.S.

Trumpatized: When I learned the orange buffoon had access to the 'nuclear button,' I felt tumpatized.

by Not a Trumptard January 31, 2018

Trumpatorium

The location of the urn containing the ashes of Trumps porn pictures and calendar of his date nights with Putin

Bob: Did you see that creepy new cemetery outside of D.C.?
Tim: Yes, that’s where they built the Trumpatorium!

by Urban humor May 11, 2018

Trumpathetic

1. Expecting praise or reward for a poor attempt at a job.

2. Having an exaggeratedly high, or deluded opinion of oneself.

The Trumpathetic man cleaned only a 1/4th of his own dishes, commented that his roommates should pay him for even doing them, and called himself "the greatest roommate this house has ever had".

by themanwebsterhimself February 17, 2019

Tennessee Trumpeter

When that special lady is giving you a blow-job, fiddle with her clit. Her moans of pleasure will create an oscillation in the throat, a hum if you will. This hum will no doubt lead to a rapid expulsion of baby juice. Thus the Tennessee Trumpeter has brought the house down playing his number one hit.

Hey sugar seeing as its Saturday lets get the ol' Tennessee Trumpeter out tonight.

by OrchardThief August 8, 2016

Closet Trumpeter

Noun. A person who is afraid of admitting they are voting for Donald Trump in fear of various events happening, including but not limited to: being disowned; getting a divorce; breaking up with their significant other; and/or being murdered.

Matteo: Have you decided who you are voting for?
Cassandra: Don't tell my mom, because she's a radical left winger, but I'm a Closet Trumpeter.

Joe: I can't believe you've been a Closet Trumpeter all this time. You even went to the Hiliary Rally with me!
Michelle: I'm sorry you had to find out this way, I still love you!
Joe: I can't do this. We're getting a divorce.

by TheMissQueeny September 15, 2016

Trumpite

A person whose loyalty to Trump defies reason, logic, or common sense; a person who stands to gain personally from Trump being President contrary to The Constitution's rules and regulations for the good of the overall country; a selfish idiot who believes the whole of America belongs to them regardless of the facts that are ignored for the fictions.

I cannot believe how many dumb Trumpites are willing to do anything for that poser.

by draegon67 November 30, 2020

Trumpcare

Government healthcare program thought up by a group of rich white men posing as politicians that will provide you with enough coverage for a band-aid. Unless of course you are one of the rich.

I went to the E.R. with a severed finger. Having Trumpcare , they reattached it with a band-aid...thankfully I can sew!

by DFThompson March 11, 2017