Truck You

A weird way of saying "fuck you" without cursing.

Mike: You're a dumb shit.
Bob: Truck you!

by weirdaway August 6, 2012

tractor breath

A mispronunciation of the adjective "tractor breadth", commonly used as a non-literal perjorative term for a person or thing whose excess weight has led to a disadvantage in the current situation.

Tom - Way to keep up tractor breath. We lost you on the first hill.
Doug - <pant>

by malarky2020 October 12, 2008

bro truck

A bro truck is basically any truck (SUV's included) with a ridiculously large lift kit and oversized rims. Ridiculously large being a lift that raises the truck so high that it renders the vehicle dangerous to actually offroad. Rear and side windows are plastered with common bro stickers (SRH, Skin, SoCal, KMK, Famous Stars and Straps, Skin) and so forth... These vehicles basically serve as dirt bike transporters and pavement queens. Bro trucks have no real offroad qualities and are laughed at by people who actually offroad their trucks that have legit lifts.

Dude...Five threw a 20" lift on a half ton Silverado. Thats such a bro truck.

by 6 Pounds Soft June 20, 2006

Small Penis Truck

A small penis truck,is usually but not limited to having a huge lift kit, bright or exotic colors, chrome rims, and is always clean. Not to be mistaken with a off roading jeep or the like. It is always driven by a man who has to compensate for his dick size, by driving a truck that is bigger than what most men have.

Kid: Why does Bob our next door neighbor have a pick up truck that has a 5 foot lift kit, a bright yellow paint job, and chromed rims?
Kid's mom: Becuase his dick is the size of a shrimp and he has to compensate by driving a SPT or small penis truck.
Kid: How do you know he has a small dick?
Mom: ....

by baratikash August 21, 2011

truck fuck

Violent act done with a skateboard, usually by a skater.
The individual holds the skateboard and hits something with the axel, which is called a truck. If done right, it can hurt.

Jimmy: So what happened with you and that rent a cop
Clint: Well i was going to give him the street crunch but i just truck fucked him in the teeth when he was down.

by csection March 10, 2007

Truckers Coffee

Coffee laced with methamphetamine.

I drank some truckers coffee to stay awake for an 11-hour long haul.

by ngtc July 9, 2014

Tractor Tread

The wrinkles on your testicles skin when they are cold and shriveled up.

Damn that water was cold, my nuts have some serious tractor tread now.

by ChuckT123 April 8, 2009