Trouting

To be soundly defeated in a competition of athletic endurance.

"Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Did I really take a sound trouting in that Triathalon. Wanda whooped my backside verociously!"

by Mr. Fifth Place August 27, 2009

trout

1. true

Other uses

2. lightweight trout, meaning sort of true but not fully true

3. full-on trout, meaning that is fucking true

"Ryan Gosling is so hot"..."full-on trout"

"There was a guy in my bed when I woke up this morning and I don't know how he got there. I'm such a slut" "eh..lightweight trout"

by bonkypants February 29, 2012

trout

A Ford lover

hay doods, i love my ford

by newb July 20, 2003

trout

Verb
'to trout'

To (figuratively) slap someone with a slimy, stinky, wet trout; to admonish jocularly. (Internet chat)

Infinitive
to trout

Third person singular
trouts

Simple past
trouted

Past participle
trouted

Present participle
trouting

Etymology:
Mid-80s BBS message boards, imitative of "thirty lashes with a wet noodle" only stinkier. Almost certainly from Monty Python's The Fish-Slapping Dance (1972), although the fish in that sketch was a halibut.

Source: Wiktionary

She got trouted for going off topic.

Everyone was trouting him for getting too silly.

by Carolyn C April 27, 2008

trout

A person who sleeps with anyone as many times as he can. He spews his sperm in the waters of human filth and has ZERO morals. He doesn't care if he get STD's or AIDS, his main goal in life is to get off!

While shaking your head in disgust, "Dude, you have the morals of a trout." Then you turn and walk away.

by Mo in ER September 20, 2007

trout

Lindsey Sykes

Enough said

by Leesa October 21, 2003

trout

trout = an insult usally used in front of people named freedy

' hey freedy your a TROUT !!!! '

by The face July 08, 2003