trooping

1. To be in a state of extreme confusion, disorder, or panic often causing a sudden wave of trepidation.

Person 1: "Oh no, we're not gonna be sitting next to each other on the flights!"
Person 2: "No, we will, the seats are next to each other."
Person 1: "Oh, phew, I was trooping."

by thebigvinnie May 25, 2014

Trooping the colour

A particularly heavy period flow for a woman. Named after the British army display on the Queen's official birthday, where the foot guards parade in the bright red jackets.

Even though it was his birthday, the horse guards parade was on. Dave didn't get his birthday shag as his missus was trooping the colour.

by Grumpy Expat June 8, 2019

Trotting Chicken

This is a slang word for someone who is very beautiful.

Look at that girl over there, she’s a trotting chicken.

by 1dontkn0w February 16, 2021

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier November 30, 2021

Tooting Banjo

Whilst sitting on someones nose you fart and rub your cock across there mouth creating a burbling noise

I gave the old girl a tooting banjo last week she said my ass hole stinks like stale winnits

by WoRalyhyde July 23, 2022

trotting harness

White trash girl (or any girl) wearing her best come and get me outfit. A woman all dressed up looking draw attention.

Uh oh Eddy must have pissed off Peggy again. She’s got her trotting harness on looking to get laid.

by Bucee the dog December 31, 2022

Trouting

Walking but instead of walking your flopping like a fish

The old man started trouting while he was up on stage.

by Inlovewithmybestfriend33 May 26, 2023