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Ghost Transfer

Work Place Related (When reading consider your field of business and the different departments that handle each call/field) The job of the receptionist is to gather information from client (answer their questions/make appt/or get said client to the right department rep)

When performing duties at place of employment, the receptionist at said employer receives then immediately proceeds to transfer a phone call to you with no regard to topic matter or point of contact of client. (Done as Ghost, no point of origin) This said call is done blindly meaning the call does not have an origin of who has transfered this call to you. No information is given to person about to receive this phone call prior to receiving call. Many times the caller hasnt even finished explaining what they need help with. Receptionist is in such a rush to get off the phone that they don;t take the time to consider caller/clients needs. Once this initial GHOST TRANSFER has been initiated the original caller is lost in transfer cyber space.

All in all this is poor customer service. If the receptionist had listened to caller originally; their concerns would have been addressed. For the person that received the GHOST TRANSFER they would have received about 5-20 minutes of wasted time. POINT IS- do your job and listen to what the client is needing. The front line phone employees are business first impressions................they may be the last
Receptionist: Greets client and asks them how they may help?
Client: I was calling to schedule a service appointment for my vehicle? (gear towards your field law, doctor, dentist, etc)
Receptionist: Ok, hold (Please realize it is their responsibility to record all information regarding an appointment or intake into your place of business)

Receptionist then proceeds to transfer this call without gathering anymore information to a completely different department. (someone who doesnt handle this type of call)

This in fact was a ghost transfer .............blind siding the unsuspecting person

Clients initial response after they have been GHOST TRANSFERED

"They just transferred me without telling me they were doing so"
"I'm looking for so JANE DOE" (NOT YOU OBVIOUSLY)
"I was holding for (a different department name)"
"I just needed to make an appt" (one of two duties they have. Taking calls and making appts)
" I just needed to know what your hours were(come on if a receptionist cant answer this then let them go)"
"What brand do you service?" (Now this product is referring to the name on your building, if the receptionist doesnt know this then.......I dunno)
"I was wondering if you guys had a car wash"
"I was wondering what type of payment you accept" If you dont know this then we shouldnt be issuing you a check come pay day

Just a few examples of the GHOST TRANSFER after effects
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Munroe Transfer

When you take a tube of some form and insert into a persons anus then have another person insert the opposite end, into they're anus as well. One man deficates into the tube and it transfers into the opposites anus.
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Transcend

1)Exeed: To be greater than standard, unity, truth, and goodness.

2)Be greater in scope: rise above, go beyond ordinary limits; A reeling experience

3)Overcome restriction/ "self-transcendence": Rock out your own way, be creative;a non-material self-consciousness that is outside of the world.

going beyond a prior form or state of oneself.
1)The Doors were able to "Transcend" their audience, to an emotional orgasm through the medium of words and music.

2)Riding the waves of uncompromising, primal, !poetic energy that *The Doors, *Led Zeppelin, *Pink Floyd "transcended"...

3)*The mentioned artists above > These talented musicians "self- transcended" by rocking their own poetic energy, and creativity through their music.

They didn't conform to society, they were liberating; and went beyond the normal state of consciousness expressed through their art.
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manhattan transfer

A Manhattan Transfer is when someone shits directly into someone elses anus.
Stephen gave me a Manhattan Transfer after hearing my story about the Holocaust.
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embarrassment transfer

The feeling of embarrassment one feels when someone else is being embarrassing.
Those white kids free-styling gave me so much embarrassment transfer.
by cjindok October 16, 2012
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Transexual Fetish

A Transexual Fetish is an urge to Fuck/Suck off or Get Fucked/Sucked off by a woman with a dick. Many men enjoy this fetish secretly to avoid being judged by people who don't know what they're missing out on. The Taboo factor of fucking a girl with a dick is very hard to resist.

When most men begin watching Tranny Porn or fucking Trannies they experience feelings of deep guilt afterwards. But eventually they realize that Trannies are a blessing to anyone who is open minded enough to give them a chance.
"Tony keeps talking about wanting to suck off and get fucked by a tranny named Tamarah Camargo, he definitely has a Transexual Fetish ".

"I can't wait to suck Pati Colt off and then fuck her huge round fucking ass".
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