pubic tourist

A person who doesn't like to perform oral sex, but has been persuaded by their partner.

Go on, Sarah, you're such a pubic tourist. You don't have to swallow.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

tourist-tastic

A location, landmark or point of interest that is extremely popular with tourists

You need to book hotel rooms early in Bath as it is tourist-tastic and they fill up fast.

by Freddy Ngabwe April 10, 2007

tourists

A group of people nobody knows where comes from. Tourists love warmth, fjords, bad music, and funny hats. Tourists is people that much of the time is in another place than home. Tourists are always where they're not suppose to be.

See. Tourist. Run.

by The boy who picked flowers and made people sing May 21, 2003

Korean Tourist Disorder

Korean Tourist Disorder (KSD) is the irresistible compulsion to take pictures of oneself our one's family in front of every conceivable landmark, regardless of its insignificance. The afflicted are not necessarily Korean, although many are. They frequently clog hallways and sidewalks at high-profile American universities and other locales. Their primary mode of transportation include caravans of transcontinental tour buses, which never stop for more than ten minutes or less than two at any of particular place of interest.

Tom: (seeing large, dense crowd toting cameras) There must be an epidemic of Korean Tourist Disorder. Cover your mouth.
Dick: No shit. I just woke up from a nap on that bench when thirty of the buggers started taking pictures of me.

by calvert February 11, 2008

Asian tourist

Verb, meaning to take an unnecessary and quite often stupid picture. Commonly, this picture is taken at an awkward time, with little to no reason.

Sorry to Asian tourist this breakfast, but it just looks so damn good.

Wow, did you just see him Asian tourist that McDonalds?

by ChuckDi February 21, 2011

tourist wake vortex

The turbulence of low energy released from behind a gaggle of tourists plodding along without meaningful direction or motivation.

A person caught in a tourist wake vortex is rendered completely invisible, although only temporarily.

Chick1: Those guys didn't even look at us.

Chick2: Yeah, cuz we're walking behind this family of hipos. We're stuck in their tourist wake vortex - veer left!

by marybethjones December 10, 2009

Touristing

Rubbernecking..

Driving slowly or stopping in the middle of the road while looking at the sights.

Walking and paying no attention to anyone else around you while looking at the sights.

"Why did those people in front of us just stop in the middle of the road?" "They're Touristing!"

by shepkatt July 13, 2012