totterance

A stupid made up word that doesn't exist.

The totterance is stupid because it doesn't exist.

by ksund April 15, 2010

Torturing the Porcelain

Taking an epicly odiferous dump , thus subjecting the toilet bowl and, indeed, the entire bathroom to a stench that would cause a fly to vaporise and make a graverobber gag.

I felt bad for the poor guy that went into that restroom after I got through Torturing the Porcelain.

by Beeb E. King October 20, 2014

Thotterina

A thot wit a lil class to her ass. Possibly the offspring of a successful businessman or politician. Attractive and often in the limelight.

Just bought VIP, thotterinas inbound.

Dave: Who we chillin with tonight?
Johnny: Idk... let's find some thotterinas.

Dave: Ayyyyy, I'll get the benz.

by jaydeezy November 14, 2014

towering mushroom

a very large circumcised penis resembling a tall thick mushroom.

yo dude that is one towering mushroom you have dangling there in the pisser!

by tjradman January 24, 2015

Torturing The Pain Junkie

(1) The act of frivolously trying to get under somebody skin but failing miserably
(2) Failing To Trigger A Person
(3) trying to hurt a person only to realize that you're more helping them than hurting them

Nancy Reagan's" Just Say No" campaign help to publicize and give free publicity
to drug dealers rather than discourage people from using drugs because before the campaign most people weren't using drugs from get go but it made the non drug users look "uncool" and "ostracized" it was like Torturing The Pain Junkie

by EmJayee November 10, 2018

Addiction-Tethering

Tethering a good habit to a bad addiction, so you aren't a COMPLETE pile of garbage.

"I habit-tethered getting an espresso with going to the gym."
"You're a nerd. You should call it addiction-tethering"
"Shut up. OK, you're right it should be addiction-tethering. I need an espresso."

by Jason_Chatfield October 26, 2018

Tatering

A highly popular catering company in the Dallas, Texas area. Well known for amazing foods and services.

The Owner known as Tater puts his spin on catering thus creating Tatering.

have you had Tatering's amazing Brisket and Sausage?

by Tatering July 19, 2018