I plan to introduce her to my tonsil hammer tonight after dinner.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
My uncle made me gag on his tonsil hammer.
I hooked up with a random last night. I was expecting average but wound up getting skull fucked by a tonsil hammer.
by Dick Onchin October 4, 2020
Get the Tonsil Hammer mug.When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.
The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.
In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.
In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".
by Jimmy DeLarge October 19, 2008
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Giving anal sex with your tongue, rimming the outer area of the anus. Poking and prodding in the anal area with one's tongue. rimming
by Ivana Houmpilotte April 19, 2004
Get the tossing one's salad mug.The act of rolling down a long steep hill in the hopes of performing various acrobatics in the air, but usually resulting in injuring oneself. It is the US equivalent of England's Gloucestershire cheese tossing.
Clyde: Did you here? Clarence and Joe are in the emergency room for spinal and neck injuries!
Rodney: What, did they go redneck tossing down that mountain near cousin eddy's again?
Clyde: Yessir.
Rodney: Figures. Them two are good fer nuthin' hicks yehr me?
Rodney: What, did they go redneck tossing down that mountain near cousin eddy's again?
Clyde: Yessir.
Rodney: Figures. Them two are good fer nuthin' hicks yehr me?
by Missicalissipifornia July 24, 2010
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Get the tossing mug.To take a large shit.
"Be back in 13 mins... I've got to toss the hugest caber."
"Is that girl tossing a caber behind that car?"
"Is that girl tossing a caber behind that car?"
by Inch October 27, 2005
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