Torque Blow

The act of giving someone a blowjob when they're playing Gears of War or Gears of War 2.

(Play on the weapon "Torque Bow")

Guy playing xbox: Ahh i can't believe that fucking Skorge got me again!
Girlfriend: Anything I can do to help baby?
Guy playing xbox: Yeah, give me a torque blow

by Jasexy July 8, 2009

torque one off

to masturbate; to pop off a quick orgasm to calm nerves;

I'm going out with a hot chick tonight. I'm gonna torque one off before, so I don't pitch a tent around her.

by the best, no doubt September 6, 2005

Torque Video

A pornographic film.

Hey Braj, wanna watch a torque video?

by JKasper85 August 26, 2012

Torque

1) A measurment of strength, power, speed, skill, or any physical quality in general.

2) A rating scale used to rate a girls' looks or body.

3) Morning wood.

Antonym- Torqueless

1)"He can only bench press 115, so he's got no torque."

2)"Oh, she's got torque!"

3)"Man, I had major torque this morning."

by Bignig9000 July 22, 2012

spot torque

The exertion of enough force on a wrench, ratchet handle, tire iron, etc. to cause the person applying this force to see "spots". (Sometimes called "floaties") If the applied force continues, it is followed by a blackout.

Goddammit!!! Who's the spot torque artist who put these lug nuts on? They shoulda just welded them.

by photojim April 3, 2013

torquemada

Thomas de Torquemada

The Grand Inquisitor of the Spanish
Inquisition. Famous for his
tormenting and torturing of
imprisoned Heretics.

see also: torqumada

The Unicorn and Virgin, were dancing in the glade, When from the ground beneath their feet, rose Torquemada's shade

by Dr Evil March 12, 2003

torque converter

The device used in a vehicle equipped with an automatic transmission. Used to change gears, taking the place of a clutch, in a manual transmission. Has many downfalls, but commonly used in the United States because, sadly, no one can drive stick anymore. For example, the hydraulic fluid can be starved on hills, leading to transmission failure. While pulling large loads, the converter may overheat, which is why it is not used for large trucks. Robs the engine of power, as power is lost in the conversion process. Fuel efficiency is also lost, same reason as above. Excessive repair costs, as the fluid in the converter is required to be replaced every so often.

Torque converters make baby seals cry.

by keenan the sperry August 3, 2007