Speedo Torpedo

A bulge in a person's swimwear caused by either an erection or extreme tightness.

"That dude has a Speedo Torpedo so big it could sink a battleship."

by ErnieTheGreatest November 8, 2014

torpedo shit

When one shits the entire turd in one big go, shooting it into the pipe below. This is often combined with a flawless victory.

I got out of the shower and had to take a dump. When I started pushing, I had a torpedo shit since my ass was still wet.

by bgoldrich November 3, 2005

torpedian

Moving like a torpedo -- fast, about to blow stuff up

the startup's torpedian growth eliminated the competition

by sincinnatti September 30, 2014

Turged

Turged-deriving from the word turgid which means to be swollen or oddly enlarged, is new slang used by the forest people that has been slowly but surely brought back to the cities and towns of the PNW.

Peepe- I will turge on you JoHn if you don’t stop fondling my baby carrot painting !!
John-BITCH prepare to be turged on with my almighty baby carrot power ~(**)~

by turgedgrl October 20, 2019

Torger

A sexy ass, cool ass dude. Simple as that. He’s basically superior to everyone and everything, and that fact is accepted by everyone without any question. He also has a 10 inch meat & could steal your bitch any time he wanted.

Damn Torger! You’re a baddddd man

by Damntorger May 26, 2021

polishing the torpedo

1. To Masturbate; jack off

2. To furiously clean the penis

3. To actually clean and polish a torpedo

"Yo Marcus, what are you doing in the bathroom for so long, I have to take a shower?"

"I'm polishing the torpedo."

"Gross, just don't leave me any surprises in the tub..."

by marcus daniel malloid March 25, 2008

Arctic Torpedo

Rub near frozen lube on your arm, then begin to anal fist your girlfriend, once inside pull out as fast as possible and then thrust your fist back into the gaping asshole.

"Hey Sam, I arctic torpedoed Claire last night." "How was it?" "It was cool."

by cb9 October 11, 2009