Toupee

just another phrase for blowjob like top, fellatio, getting head or what that mouth do.

"I only fuck with bitches for their toupee (their top, nigga)" - Rich Homie Quan from the song "Flex"

by DuanCulo aka Duante Amorculo September 28, 2015

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Tophen

Surname of Ukrainian Royalty. Tophens are bred to have Higher than average IQ, breathtaking good looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a profound spiritual understanding of the universe which is caused by a rare genetic make up of extra activated DNA strands.

"That girl is so smart and beautiful! It must be because she is a Tophen!"

by StarseedIndigoPurifyer August 17, 2011

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Topee • Topeethur • Topher • topper • tope • topgear • Topeka • topheavy • Toleen • topkek

topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

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topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

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Toheed

Toheed is a sexy fucking bastard and would steal anyone's wife within minutes or even seconds!

Toheed has sexy arab features including a sexy six pack and full beard. Girls get wet within minutes of even hearing his name. Toheed is too good for women.

Omg I wish I was sexy like Toheed

by Xtz_a19 November 22, 2021

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