Canadian Top Hat

The act of defecating on one's head. Mainly guy-to-girl defecation, but can also be done the other way.

Dude 1: "Last night was fuckin sick."
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "After I fucked that one chick, she let me give her a Canadian top hat."

by Schlock McGock January 30, 2010

Mr Top Hat

A slang term for a male human that never had the foreskin in the top of his penis removed at birth (uncircumcised)

Haha Mr Top Hat is over there with all that cheese

by neonbreezeplus March 25, 2019

Tennessee Top Hat

Tennessee top hat- the act of taking a giant dump on the top of someone’s head before, during, or after intercourse.

I told that Bitch she looked like Abraham Lincoln and to prove it I gave her a Tennessee top hat.

by LickitySplits May 3, 2019

Polish Top Hat

The act of using a latex or nitrile glove as a condom during intercourse, ejaculating inside of it, then placing it on top of another one's head. The end result making the victim somewhat resemble an angry rooster (said victim will probably chase you).

I gave my roommate a Polish Top Hat when I came back home seeing him passed out on the couch.

by Polish Top Hat November 2, 2012

Blind Mans Top hat

The man sits on the woman with his testicles covering her eyes, he puts his penis in her mouth whilst pooing on her head.

James gives a great blind mans top hat

by R.Savage July 26, 2011

purple top hat

A word robbie uses to get pigmys off his top hat. He runs wild in africa.

"Get those pigmys of my tophat"

by William March 31, 2004

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011