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toothpick

Occurs when swimming 10 minutes after urinating.
hey does it feel like you have a toothpick in your dick?
by Kade,blaine May 18, 2008
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Sicilian toothpick

Woman: "How did your date go?"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"
by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009
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Dick Toothpick

A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.
Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.
by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017
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Edward Toothpick Dick

When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”
“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”

“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”
by I put the dic in dictionary January 25, 2022
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Toothpick

A toothpick is a type of girl that is very skinny. She is always dressed to impress. She's wacko and sometimes I think she is on drugs. You wouldn't understand. BUT I LOVE HER! YAYYYY haha. niiice. rice krispies
Toothpick!!!!!! Get outta here! ahhhhh!!!!!!!!
by lizzyfoshizzymanizzy May 12, 2007
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Toothpick

by Chef September 3, 2003
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toothpicker

Someone who goes to a big-box store to toothpick the samples.
There is always a toothpicker blocking the isle.
by Mathusula February 23, 2011
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