Texas toothpick

the penis bone of a raccoon used by Texans to pick their teeth with.

I need to get me a Texas toothpick to remove that piece of steak from between my only two teeth.

by dhb1990 January 3, 2015

Sicilian toothpick

A penis that is indistinguishable from a pubic hair.

Woman: "How did your date go?"
Woman 2: "Well he cooked for me. Italian"
Woman: "Angel Hair pasta"
Woman: "Tell me about it. A sicilian toothpick"

by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009

Dick Toothpick

A man named dick, who has a peepee the size of a toothpick.

Yo, I heard that girl is super into dick toothpick, he is so flame, he can't even be called lit.

by Mistertux441 January 17, 2017

Edward Toothpick Dick

When you put a toothpick in your bellend and hump a wall as hard as you can. Usually done if something looks so unappealing and shit that Edward Toothpick Dick looks fun in comparison. Adapted from the famous “Edward Scissor Hands.”

“A party at James’? Think I’d rather do an Edward Toothpick Dick to be honest, mate”

“Edward Toothpick Dick? Sound like r/sounding but with extra effort.”

by I put the dic in dictionary January 25, 2022

Pubic Toothpick

Calling a person "Gay", or a "Slut" OR if they had the experience. The meaning of the word is as in they finished having Oral Sex with a man, and clean their teeth with a toothpick. As the results of cleaning their teeth, they find pubic hair on the toothpick, from the Oral sex.

She is such a pubic toothpick.

by Sam V.B. June 24, 2011

Lil toothpick

A dumb ass rapper that doesn’t even make music

Hey have you heard lil toothpick no

by Lil toothpick October 31, 2019

Your dick a toothpick

A phrase worse than your family tree LGBT you will destroy the universe

Robby: ur mom gay
Dan: your dad lesbian
Robby: your granny tranny
Dan: your pappy trappy
Robby: your sister a mister
Dan: your family tree LGBT
Robby: your dick a toothpick
*Dan Cums to the point where he drowns in it*

by Smolboiintheghetto May 15, 2018