Toothless Calendar

Toothless Calendar- a toothless calendar is a calendar that tracks something of zero value over a long period of time, usually marking each week and the weekly marking is usually written “xxx Week’s” with incorrect use of the apostrophe.

For example, my wife has been tracking how many weeks my neighbor has yet to pick up the aluminum tin blowing around their yard. Her calendar is marked every week as “ 12 Week’s Tin in yard”

The Toothless Calendar started not as the meaning is “without teeth” but rather as the first calendar tracked cars that were parked from a guy named “Toothless Tom”

My Toothless Calendar has the neighbors at 12 weeks and the aluminum tin is still not picked up yet.

by Doing it all the time March 19, 2024

four foot tall and toothless

1. to be four feet tall and have no teeth

2. to look like ass

Robert-I have a GIRLFRIEND

Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless

Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 8, 2009

Toothless gam

The act of receiving a blowjob from someone lacking teeth

My uncle saw a lag get a toothless gam off some old fag when he was in the nick, hahaha!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019

Toothless day

Thursday 14, if someone you love or your friend has a wobbly tooth.. rip it out

Derik : hey bro my tooth hurts..
Me: rlly *checks phone* Ahh Thursday 14th.
Derik: huh..
Me: let me see your tooth I will tell you what’s wrong with it.
Derik: ok bro wait it’s toothless day today, WAIT NO!

by Anonymous BB~ April 13, 2022

Toothless

The cutest dragon ever from httyd

Hiccup and toothless are nothing but a reflection of each other, even hiccup said it in htttyd 1

by I'm here when I'm boredddddddd June 4, 2023

Toothless

A cute and funny boi.
Some (including me) would argue that he is the cutest and funniest boi.

Person1: "toothless is annoying"
Person2: "I hope your mother gets hit by a car"

by Jaxxe-ish-mis-hobby February 13, 2022