tooter tortoise

a tortoise that farts out of control.

my tortoise is a tooter tortoise

by kidsareweird January 27, 2022

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tooterous

It is a uterus that connects to the anal cavity instead of the vagina.

Donald Trump must be cramping with his tooterous.

by Rickdiculious June 30, 2017

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scooter tooter

another way of saying go away or move

someone: *just keeps talking*
me: you are so annoying, scooter tooter!

by c0uchp0tat0 June 22, 2021

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Tooter Butter

When you attempt to let out a large toot, but instead are left running to the bathroom with a little more down there than you wished for. Can damage underwear beyond normal repair.

Aitanna just let out a tooter butter! Oh goodness she's going to need to shop for new underwear soon, she's running out!

by JRdanbury March 23, 2016

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Round Town Tooter

A woman of questionable morals who sleeps around.

Linda: Did you know both of her sons were father by different men who were NOT her husband?
Megan: Wow, she really is a Round Town Tooter.

by rntrovert January 10, 2018

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Tooter(s) A Vape Pen Specifically For Cannabis Use-

The term was coined in the first quarter of the 2020 Covid -19 Pandemic when groups of people had to hide from plain sight to experience social interaction. Tooterz Blue Collar Cannabis supplied friends and family with safe place to connect while they were locked down by the tyrannical government taking over the once free nation of Canada

On your way home can you stop and pick me up a tooter

by Tooterz June 18, 2022

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