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Toot means to toot a joint or a ecig or to call your ecig a toot
Give us a toot on that

Pass us that toot
Toot by Taylor big shlong April 11, 2021
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What happens when you eat too many damn beans at the Mexican joint! A good ole blast of warm stinky air that exits your ass with extreme velocity causing a noise that alerts everyone in the room.
Damn Reggie, you toot like a mule ya ole bastard!
toot by bayquevious01 January 9, 2022
noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)
The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)
toot by PhilUK January 17, 2022
Totally Out of Touch: a person, politician, or news organization which has lost contact with reality. See also Delusional.
Putin is a TOOT.
TOOT by Stickybird March 5, 2022
Person 1: oouh, i just tooted.
person 2: what the fuck is a toot?
person 1: nigga i farted
Toot by Kaz_tells_you_words March 12, 2022
Just a quick toot before I go to class outta help me stay awake.
Toot by Grill9 July 14, 2022