Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting June 28, 2015

tomb raiding

Hooking up with your past conquests.

It's not cheating if you're tomb raiding.

by SashaLBC September 17, 2013

Tomb Raiding

A PG way of saying you are getting some ass.

Person 1- Where is Tyrone?
Person 2- oh, he is tomb raiding Ole girl.

by ZaMaRaY. April 13, 2024

tomb tongue

Tongue feels as dry as a mummy.

I need to soak my tomb tongue in a gelatinous mix for an hour.

by mcdede February 26, 2014

Tomb Tainer

A cruel person who tells a person to leave a person alone in a hurtful way, and inconsiderate for anyone's feelings. And someone who plays very unfair with someone, never believing anybody because of males, and disrespects others opinions, also a person who hates men. And someone who wants to get rid of males, an unfair gamer, an unfair remarking person, a Liar, a troll.

Person 1:Hey mike, i want to play tag with you :D
Person 2:Sure :)
Person 3:include me, *tags person 1*
Person 1:*glares at person 3* Don't touch me you ebola punk
Person 3:But i washed my hands...
Person 1:I don't believe punks like you.
Person 3:Why are you such a tomb tainer to certain people... :(

by Junko Ilkun April 01, 2022