tom cruise

The funny, crazy, sexy, weird, dorky, young looking, famous, to die for actor. People want to stab the living shit out of him, mostly people who never even met him,
but I'd feel like the luckiest girl in da world if I ever got a chance to steal a kiss from him.

"I fucking hate Tom Cruise, he's fucking stupid."

"Your point?"

"He's a fucking weirdo."

"HA! Your just jealous you dumb fuck."

"Am not."

"Are too."

"Fuck you."

"No way."

by lemmexeatxdaxfishy!! March 24, 2007

Tom Cruise

To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology

man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Tom Cruising

When someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.

Person in car:"That guy is Tom Cruising down the road!"
Other person:" What a weirdo!"

by Titanic Anal August 16, 2014

Tom Cruise

One of the most misunderstood male actors out there. The most succesfull movie star of all time. Known for his handsome face and his big box office scores.

Tom Cruise is very misunderstood, but he's movies will always stay as good as they once were.

by Cindy?8 January 9, 2009

Tom Cruise

An actor. Thats it. An actor. OKAY? WHATEVER/

Tom Cruise is gay.

by READINGISFUN November 11, 2007

Tom Cruise

What Brendan Wilson calls his penis.

I want that Tom Cruise inside me.

by crunkthatjunk April 14, 2009

Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021