Tom Cruise

To go into a state of temporary insanity and to jump around and uncontrollably yell out a lie like "I love Katie Holmes!" while in a public place. Often happens because of self denial or following stupid cults see scientology

man #1 Man, I love that Katie Holmes
man #2 Oh no, you must be having a Tom Cruise, quickly, get him before he starts jumping around!

by the retarded dictionary October 6, 2008

Tom Cruising

When someone runs in well dressed clothes in public.

Person in car:"That guy is Tom Cruising down the road!"
Other person:" What a weirdo!"

by Titanic Anal August 16, 2014

Tom Cruise

One of the most misunderstood male actors out there. The most succesfull movie star of all time. Known for his handsome face and his big box office scores.

Tom Cruise is very misunderstood, but he's movies will always stay as good as they once were.

by Cindy?8 January 9, 2009

Tom Cruise

An actor. Thats it. An actor. OKAY? WHATEVER/

Tom Cruise is gay.

by READINGISFUN November 11, 2007

Tom Cruise

What Brendan Wilson calls his penis.

I want that Tom Cruise inside me.

by crunkthatjunk April 14, 2009

Tom Cruised It

A verb referring to when one slides across a hard wood floor in socks and breaks their coccyx.

“How did Zach break his tailbone”

“Oh he Tom Cruised It last week”

by jingle-bells-225 February 3, 2021

tom cruise

the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.

"Im Tom Cruise lets bang"
"Blame it on Tom Cruise"

by lang.gwai.lo April 26, 2013