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Rantoul Township High School

A prison located in Rantoul, IL ruled by a dictator that doesn't allow anything.
I remember having to go to Rantoul Township High School, those were bad days. Ra
by IllinoisProbs August 13, 2014
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South Whitehall Township

A municipality in Lehigh County, Pennsylvania, United States of America. It is classified as a First Class Township.

The Township Manager, is an individual that does not live in the Township nor the County for which he works and earns $80,000 a year, plus bonuses and a free car to use at his pleasure.

Located near Allentown, PA
He moved to South Whitehall Township, and has regretted it ever since.
by Gerald Gasda October 20, 2005
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Haddon Township

A town in South Jersey that's not as nice as Haddonfield but not as bad as Collingswood. The school & sports system is very good. THE RUMORS ABOUT KEYSTONE LIGHT IN CEREAL IS NOT TRUE. There's not much to do here, so all the sluts, whores and emo people hang out around Primo Water Ice to look cool. We like our town but we don't necessarily like the people in it. Some people confuse Haddon Township with Haddonfield, where the people are rich, obnoxious snobs that think they're superior to everyone.

GO HAWKS!!
Haddon Township resident: HADDONFIELD, Y U NO ACT NORMAL??

Haddonfield resident: HADDON TWP, Y U NO BE COOL AND RICH LIKE US????
by mypseudonymguys July 13, 2011
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North Brunswick Township High School

There's not much to say about this place other than the undescribable perpetual smell of old cat food and feet and the constant reminder that the floor in the Commons is littered with hepatitis and chlamydia. This school just sucks.
NBTHS, isn't that the place that smells all the time? Yes, yes it is.
by Ron Mexico April 22, 2005
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Union Township

A shithole place where everything is in walking distance and there is never anything fun to do. Mostly full of middle class working citizens, but known to other townships as a place to find a cheap young trailor trash whore to knock up. For fun, most kids leave the area and associate with other townships (except for neshannock) and also like to drink a lot of alcohol and/or smoke a little marijuana. Union kids are known to be of the toughest around town, always getting into fights and causing trouble around the county.
(Neshannock Girl)- "Hey mom, I'm going out on a date with that big dicked boy from Union Township tonight."

(Neshannock Girl's Mom)- "Oh no your not, he just beat up your brother and gang banged your best friend... Probably."
by DjTuhs2 January 11, 2010
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Clinton Township

The Worst possible place to be. Cops will try to do anything to get you in trouble. Teenagers always get pulled over for no reason. It has blue ribbon schools but definetly a terrible place be ready to be pulled over and investigated.
by fdcvxvcxcxvrtgrw January 14, 2008
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The new Buffalo Bills, gets to the state finals 3 straight years and lose 3 straight years...can't seem to beat Shawnee, no matter how many steriods they use. Every single female is hot, there are no ugly ones. AKA Italian TWP.
They pulled a TWP and choked in the final minute.
by 80 March 2, 2005
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