toxting

Texting while intoxicated.

Person #1: Hey, bro, can you read this text? It doesn't make sense.

Person #2: Nah, dude, your girlfriend must be drunk, that is fo sho toxting.

by coolestbitchonearthgoddamnit November 25, 2011

Toiting

Getting sexual pleasure from (or masturbating while) watching or viewing mainstream media that is not explicitly pornographic, such as reality television, fashion websites or catalogs.

“Pornography is so ubiquitous that teens are turning to toiting. Maybe it is true that it’s more tantalizing to conceal than reveal.”

by Meethos18 March 13, 2018

totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.

"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".

by doubleozero June 29, 2020

tottingham

A perfect blonde with a Bomb ass

Tottingham has it going on

by Dhjshdbebe November 22, 2021

Tooting

Referring to when an individual "toots" or farts.

Bob: "Hey Man! How has your day bee-"
Joe: *toots*
Bob: "Joe.. did you jus-"
Joe: *continues tooting*
Bob: "Awh god! That smells awful! Quit tooting you fat shit!"

by deshwahshier November 30, 2021

Totting

Toilet reading Tott-ing past tense for someone reading on the toilet. The word is a combination of tot from toilet and Reading the ing is past tense. Derived from my mother who asked about a term or phrase to describe sitting on the toilet reading.

I am just going for a totting be back soon.

by Snozercrooked snob April 2, 2022

Totting out

When your cat is so happy that they lay out on their back, belly to the sky and paws curled by their face. Living their best life with not a care in the world.

Look at our cat Tater, he’s totting out right now.

by Tatertotting June 30, 2022