tofting

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."

by geirb March 29, 2008

Totting

verb: The actions taken by prostitots, or tots, during their path of destruction, a.k.a. penis consumption. These actions could be something as small as walking or approaching young men, or important as breathing and licking testes in the movie theater bathroom for free tickets to Transformers 2.

"Hey Jimmy, look at those tots over there totting it up!"

"Oh my god bro, you will never believe what happened. I saw my younger sister totting it up at the mall with her friends, and I almost hurled."
"Ew dude thats f*cking gross! What is she like... 13?"

"Hey mom, put on Maury. There are some tots on stage totting around."

by undergroundparagon August 11, 2009

Tooting

Playing a wind instrument, such as the recorder or a flute.

That girl is really tooting her flute very well!

by Ten-Pin Master June 13, 2008

Camel-toeing

The process of incapacitating an opponent in any computer entertainment with a female humanoid, following by walking and/or running up to them and crouching, where your near hind touches the surface of said opponents face.

"I just headshot that guy, time to go do some Camel-toeing."

by LONEWOLF, Sev, Angel September 19, 2012

Toeing

The word you use when you dont want to say coming.

My friend is toeing over in 30 minutes.
Im toeing right now.

by soggy Bottom Boys July 25, 2009

Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015

Gun toting

Men; Having an erect penis in an inappropriate place.

My wife busted me "gun toting" at church after staring at her friends chest.

by David1965 July 13, 2010