Tiny toenails

When the toenail ratio is much too small compared to the rest of the toe.

WTF is wrong with your tiny toenails?

by legion20 April 5, 2021

toenail salt

This is a drug that will leave you dicked down dirty by a large crusty homeless man

Jerome:My nigga I have something to tell you

Steveo:YOU GOT YOUR SIDE BITCH PREGNANT!?!?
Jerome:Nigga hell no you know I rap it up with that bitch. I AM NOT THE PAPPY
Steve’o:Then what

Jerome:I did bath salts

Steve’o:YOU DID WHAT NIGGA. TELL WHO/WHAT EVER IS POUNDING YOUR ASS HOLE TO HOLD ON CAUSE IM FINNA SHOVE A SIZE 13 SHOE UP YO ASS. OH WAIT THATS PROBABLY ALREADY HAPPENED TO YO ASS CAUSE THATS WHERE TOENAIL SALT GETS YOU

by Mega niglet May 6, 2018

detached toenail

A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.

A: how did you get a detached toenail?
B: I hit it on a rock :(

by Coldbeanie July 7, 2023

Toenailing

To peel ones tonail off, yell "peel me daddy!" and place it in their rectum.

I couldn't get any sleep last night, Bob was toenailing me until all ten of my toenails were peeled off!

by undercoverx February 23, 2024

Tony Toenail

When you have an infection under your toenail

My Tony Toenail is outta control.

by megadoodoo June 17, 2025

Black Toenail Polish

Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes

You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.

by Magin May 21, 2023

Toenails

Someone who is jammed soooo far up someone else's ass-hole that the only visible thing that's sticking out is their toenails. A brown-noser, a teacher's pet, a suck-up.

Robert: Did you see Toenails sucking up to the boss earlier?
Nick: Yeah bro, I puked in my mouth a little bit. What a dick.

by anonymous November 17, 2023