Toka

A bf or gf that you want to be there with when you’re old

hey toka, I missed you

by Marieeddd November 6, 2019

Tonka Truck

Thick male or female. Could either be athletically built or slightly chubby but term is used as a positive praise. Could be considered catcalling.

Damn! Besar's built like a Tonka Truck!

by benchwarmer1 January 7, 2019

Tonka Twig

Massive penis

My husband has a tonka twig

by Tonka Tickets January 10, 2010

Tolka

He’s that guy who is outrageously cute and makes you blush when he compliments you. He’s very sweet and will always stick by your side for AGES. Your friendship with him is well worth it.

Dude, check out Tolka, he’s looking fresh today!

by The simp musician December 31, 2021

Today years old

Phrase used by those who got by in school with C's and refuse to properly refer to how old they are/were.

I was today years old when I found out that the straw holes in Capri Suns are also the dot on the i, why didn't school teach me this????????

by Ani_Mike June 2, 2019

I pooped today

This means that you had excriment leave your anus.

I just sat on the toilet and I pooped today. I also Tweeted about it.

by Smitty134 May 5, 2011

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

"I'd like you to lend me some money"

Etymology is from the cartoon "Popeye", where the character Wimpy would frequently utter this phrase. He was a glutton, and would consume burgers at a ferocious rate but could rarely pay for his habit.

The phrase implies the underlying feeling that the person will unlikely actually pay for the hamburger (or whatever) on Tuesday (or ever, for that matter.

I told my bank that I'd gladly 'pay them tuesday for a hamburger today' to buy that new sportscar, but they wouldn't approve me.

by Don Engel May 17, 2004