toddlerist

And child, typically between ages 1-3 that goes from happy go lucky to a crazed lunatic in a matter of seconds.

"Not going to be able to meet you at the playground, the toddlerist and I are in a standoff about how many more bites of his peanut butter sandwich he must eat...."

by jshsahm July 30, 2012

Sweeney Toddler

–Noun
A person who shows early signs of becoming a serial killer, especially children between ages 0-9.

See pain in the ass.

-Hey, did you see that kid over there?

-The one who just kicked tried choking the kid on the animal chair?

-Yeah, that one. He's trying to feed him ants he picked off of the bottom of his shoe now.

-Jesus Christ, what a Sweeney Toddler.

by Acephalism February 25, 2011

food toddler

When you've eaten so much food and you're so full that you're past the point of having a food baby and it has grown up to be a food toddler.

I ate way too much all you can eat sushi, you can see my food toddler!

by Olliefur🐱 June 15, 2016

toodle poodle

kind of like awesome possum but as a way of saying goodbye. usually used with a waggle of fingers:)

brad: see you later babe!
Janet: no.

Brad: toodle poodle! my sweet little poodle *waggles fingers*

Janet: no. *walks away*
ellenorla: *awkward jesus*

by ellenorla February 8, 2012

Toodleboop

Toodleboop is a professional photo editor he edits many memes if u want a professional edited photo hit him up

man: yo can you edit my face on this mans face
toodleboop: sure *makes a living demon*

by H3L1X H1R0 March 11, 2021

Toodley

A love of learning, A playful sense of creativity, Delighting in discovery

The teacher inspired a sense of toodley in the groups learning environment

by learningdude October 10, 2021

Nob-Twoddle

adj {Nob tw odd al} The process of spending time and money in reviewing the process of spending time and money. Usually the outcomes are inane with little influence from common sense. Adoption by those who 'buy into the process' is low resulting the further wastage of time and money.

That systems review, its a load of nob-twoddle.

The time in motion team today were been time and motioned, what nob-twoddle!

by sosoverysick March 18, 2010