Today's Intention

Is to stay FOCUSED. Do not allow the negative ass hole thingy to ruin your day
Always remember, what happened in Urban DICKtionary stays in Urban DiCKtionary.

Enjoy your day!!!

Today's intention is all set. Happy Thursday!!!!

Today's Intention by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020

today on things 

Expression. Short-hand for "Today on things that happened".

Used when someone is lying, or exaggerating a story. Often used on the internet and seldom in real life.

"Here's a picture of the house I paid off in two years using essential oils!! #BossBabe"

"Today on things"

today on things by GoobyeLikeAOuija July 25, 2021

Today or Tomorrow 

Within 2-14 business days.

I have a meeting. I’ll bring it to you today or tomorrow.

Today or Tomorrow by TortillaPlodzien August 24, 2021

Today Night 

Is a new term … all the cool young kids are saying it.

Hope y’all have fun today night!

Today Night by LittleBit1 November 24, 2021

Today I received a Bandi 

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

Today I received a Bandi by xMinister February 10, 2022

today was pissin 

Today was pissing;
In other words ;
Today was kickin
Today was bussin
Today was awsome

This phrase might be used after some fine ass day !

Dude... today was pissin!

today was pissin by Metal bunny ^_^ February 12, 2022

Today ur gonna die 

When u hear this, RUN BEFORE HE PULLS OUT HIS GUNNN!

Person one: Today ur gonna die, say goodnight!
Person two: (Nothing) Bc Their DEAD

Today ur gonna die by QuaterX3 June 20, 2023