1. A joke that is written on a peice of paper and given to a blonde, a retarde, or someone who is just plain stupid.
2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".
3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.
4. A great way to piss people off.
2. A cruel joke used by retarded people to get other people to say "I am so fucking retarded".
3. The perfect way to confuse a blonde.
4. A great way to piss people off.
After, Alice protested that she was not a dumb blond, we gave her the test. She read that little sheet of paper saying "Eye am sofa king re Tod did" until someone stopped her, which was 15 minutes later.
by Amberologyism! September 16, 2008
Get the eye am sofa king re tod didmug. When an Internet site changes their Terms of Service without giving prior notice and deletes millions of people's blogs, which amounts to a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
MySpace new Terms of Disservice (TOD) has outraged and alienated millions of people whose blogs have been deleted, which amounts of a virtual stealing of a person's intellectual property.
by disenfranchised poet July 14, 2013
Get the Terms of Disservice (TOD)mug. 
Person 1- hey, when will u tod?
Person 2- (thinks what is tod then says) today
Person 1- HOW DO U KNOW THAT
person 2- oh shi- tod means death
Person 2- (thinks what is tod then says) today
Person 1- HOW DO U KNOW THAT
person 2- oh shi- tod means death
by Englisch September 13, 2023
Get the Todmug. When CDK deletes your pictures when you are writing an RO. Often followed by a curse word and a mini-rant on how terrible the CDK software. Very likely to happen to one certain advisor in the dealership.
by Walallala September 2, 2021
Get the Toddedmug. Tits On Display. A girl showing her assets as her center piece usually using a revealing top and a push-up bra.
by Trentism November 9, 2021
Get the Todmug. “have you seen that cool ass gc called mandy defense squad tods, in short, mds tods with paige, sam, elif, mandy, katy, shannon, liv and paige’s sam rp account?”
“yes, they are so cool, the ******** wish they had what they have.”
“yes, they are so cool, the ******** wish they had what they have.”
by xxxbvsxxx March 26, 2020
Get the mds todsmug.