on my tod

on my head, because tod means head

oi on my tod mate!

by Nuck Fugget April 24, 2020

on your tod

on your arse

tim you have been on your tod all day do some work

get of ur tod

by E3LON October 18, 2008

Adam Tod Brown

Host of the popular internet podcasts "Unpopular Opinion" as well as being the world record holder for amount of dicks taken up the ass at once.

Hey man, have you heard Adam Tod Brown's terrible comedy? They should replace him with Brett Rader.

by Trapdoor Lover July 8, 2016

Bartender Tod

Pouring beer onto your girl’s ass and then yelling your neighbor’s name with your girl screaming in pain and pleasure as you engage in intercourse.

Friend 1: so what happened after you took Nancy home last night? She totally wanted that d
Friend 2: it was unbelievable bro. I gave her a bartender tod and then a Wet Malfoy in the morning.
Friend 1: sounds like fun. What’s her number?

by Freggsmash May 13, 2019

Cherky TOD

Cherky Truth or Dare; questions include things like sending dick pics, videos, stickers, etc to your homies or others if you're feeling extra cherky.

Friend 1: cherky tod
Friend 2: d
Friend 1: send a pic of ur face and cock and save it in chat
Friend 2: ok *sends*
Random: *looking at Friend 1's phone* thats gay
Friend 1 & 2: nuh uh its Cherky!!!

by gibbon_man_400 May 30, 2024

Cat Tod

1. Improvised urban street slang for a police squad car, typically one that is responding to a complaint

regarding a transient/homeless individual minding there own fucking business at some shit-hole city park that has nothing but a trail.

2. A cat named Tod

"Better hope this isn't Cat Tod turning this way at the light....oh shit guys!... Cat Tod!!Cat Tod!! On your 6!!"

"I miss that cat Tod, he had such character."

by Jug Lovin December 20, 2024

Diminishing Tod

Claiming someone's original idea or work for your own and erroding the value, humor originality or cleverness of the original work simply by reproducing.

I saw that weeks ago on insta.. your diminishing Tod man; feels bad.

by Robbert Paulson July 13, 2025