Toboggan

Another word for condom.

Never go scroggin'(see definition to scroggin') without a "toboggan".

by Cat Blackbone May 23, 2019

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tobleroned

A consequence of being triple analed, the arse hole of the recipient gapes in a triangular shape looking like someone has beaten a toblerone up there with a hammer.

Me and my mates tobleroned your mum

by grandmother fucker August 19, 2013

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Toboe • tobey • toboggan • Toblerone • tobbe • tobos • tober • toBee • toben • tobey maguire

An overused saying which is supposed to mean "totally sober", although when said this way, it is meant to give people the impression that you are not only drunk (that's why you're slurring your words), but also witty enough to use such clever irony even in your inebriated state. This saying, however, generally misses its mark and instead sounds similar to "I SUCK!" to most people.

Eugene: "I just drank 15 beers, but I'm SOTALLY TOBER!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
John: "Ha. We've got a real tough guy here! Someone get him the badass hat!"
Eugene: "Yeah!!! I'm a badass and you all know it!!!"
John: "You are one pathetic loser."

by Nick D July 12, 2004

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german toboggan

Your doing a girl in the butt, You knock her out, then ride her down the stairs, while she is knocked out with your dick in her butt.

bro, i was doing this girl in the snow and then i knocked her out and rode that german toboggan all night.

by mcatjt fogleinman June 15, 2010

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toboggan ride

A chick with a great body, but a horrible face, such that while having sex with her the man must pull the front of the matress over her face, thus resembling a toboggan.

That chick's body is smoking, but her face needs some work. What a toboggan ride she would be.

by GAD March 20, 2005

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