toasted almond crunch

During dirty anal intercourse, the male pulls out his penis, fecal chunks and all, and proceeds to slap his partner across his or her face with his fecal covered penis, giving the appearance of hastly eating a toasted almond crunch ice cream bar.

John: "That dude over there eats like an animal. Look at the crap on his face."

Peter: "Either that, or someone gave him a Toasted Almond Crunch."

John: "Eww... nasty."

by Carmo September 27, 2006

Toasted

to be severely dissed up or mocked.

toaster hand symbol:
left hand, (turned sideways.in front)> *toaster.
right hand, (behind left palm) > *toast.
slide right hand up,

and POP that toast ; D

used in a sentence " OO, YOU'VE JUST BEEN TOASTED"

* usually accompanied by the 'toaster' hand symbol.

by Czechon Cortez December 21, 2009

Toasted Strawberry

When a guy just sticks the tip of his dick in a girl's Ass and pulls it out with a little poo on it. The Toasted Strawberry!!

Listen sweetheart go use the bathroom cuz u just gave me a toasted strawberry.

by Jonathan Of Gaeta Italy April 3, 2009

Toasted

When you're under the influence of marijuana. When you've smoked so much weed that you're passed baked, you're toasted.

Dude, I'm really baked. No dude, you're toasted.

by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016

Toasted Almonds

When a guy farts really bad while sitting on a vinyl cafe booth and the gas escapes to the front of his crotch.

Holy crap man, I just toasted almonds!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

Toasted

To get so high that your running in circles yelling "mom wheres my lizard"

Sorry poliecemans i was wayyy to damn "Toasted" to hear what u was sayin

by EDP456 December 20, 2018

ToastedNoodle

A storytime animator that makes content on YouTube. He basically draws stick figures and is also a little bit cute too.

Do you like ToastedNoodle ?

by Sid.uwu January 23, 2019