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torf aka clontarf is an area on the northside that is quite d4ish. it is not full of knackers like some of the other northside areas. most of the 16/17 year olds in particular are very d4ish. most of the houses are very expensive. many people would say that when dublin was being planned out, tallaght got mixed up with clontarf. other d4ish areas on the northside include malahide, howth, sutton, portmarnock
the torf, clontarf rugby club, many torf people go2 loretto and belvo
by deirdre q August 21, 2006
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TWARF

Acronym for "That Was Actually Really Funny." For use on the intrawebisphere.
Did he just say what I think he just said? Twarf!
by Hank Borso August 17, 2006
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toaf

A combination of "turd" and "oaf". When someone does something stupid or is a complete dick head, they are considered to be a toaf or toafy
Aweh dude you crashed the car, you're such a toaf.

You're such an idiot, stop being toafy
by baaaaaatman August 20, 2013
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Toadfish

Toadfish: An aquatic creature native to Marcland, which is easily distinguishable by it's brightly coloured eyes, toad-like face and it's long, finned tail. The toadfish, despite it's name, is neither a toad nor a fish, but is infact the only known aquatic primate. The toadfish does not eat, and seems to survive purely from sunlight and the happiness of those around it. The toadfish is recognised by the natives of Marcland as a sigma of good luck, and is often found as a household pet.
"I bought added a toadfish to the tank yesterday, little buddy always seems to lift the mood." - Contented toadfish owner.
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Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.
Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...
by meimei5363 September 9, 2010
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toadflax

hard boiled egg microvaved with butter and mashed to make a delicios food.
My brother ben who invented toadflax mashed the eggs in the bowl for food substance with butter
by rexuitred October 24, 2006
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ToRf

used to express a boring response. if your stuck with nothing to say.
Mel:...ANd that was my story
Cindy: Torf
by TINA May 13, 2005
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