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Tiny Chicken Disease

A terrible disease that occurs when a tiny chicken gets into the head of a human and lays eggs. The eggs hatch and more tiny chickens are born. Then the new generation of tiny chickens lay eggs, then they hatch and so on until there a so many tiny chickens that they can't fit inside the head. They need to get out, but they're pressing against the skull. The only way they can escape is via the nose/mouth/eyes.

Or, for the less imaginitive - the common cold

Often abbreviated to 'TCD'
"Ahhh, I feel terrible. Headache, sore throat, running eyes and nose, a cough, keep sneezing. I think I've got the Tiny Chicken Disease."
by Alexisonfireeeee March 8, 2010
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Tiny Tits

Very underappreciated female breasts, in sizes ranging from <A cup to B cups.
Way too many men don't realize that there is such a thing as too big.
Small breasts are beautiful things.
by Clayton Bigsby December 20, 2005
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tiny pink dolphin

first one must start by tossing your partners salad or in layman's terms to eat ass, second it is important to proceed to have anal intercourse and cum within the ass, and finally turn your partner over and give them an incredibly hard punch to the gut for the cum to come shooting out to simulate the dolphins blow hole
I gave Madison's cousin the best tiny pink dolphin ever, the blow hole shot 5 feet!
by Knurl February 3, 2015
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Tiny Pony

Pronounced: "Tie-nee pone-neee."
A tiny pony can refer to anything small, but generally best describes small men or little animals. Tiny pony can also refer to small anatomical parts of a man. "Tiny pony" can be used as a noun or an adjective, to describe something as very small or very cute/precious.
Did you see how short that guy was? What a tiny pony!
Awww, what a precious tiny pony puppy!
That guy I hooked up with last week was hung like a tiny pony.
by CBizzle12 December 9, 2010
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Tiny Knife

The phrase "Tiny Knife" is in reference to a popular TF2 artwork posted on r/tf2 on Feb. 22, 2022 where a class called The Spy from Team Fortress 2 (Hereby referred to as "The Spy") in the game Team Fortress 2 is drawn holding a knife that is smaller than it should be. A comment was made on a criticism of the drawing saying "Tiny Knife" reading as follows:

"May you please explain this? How on fucking earth was your criticism constructive all you said was essentially 'you drew this poorly' other comments literally did exactly what constructive criticism is, criticism that says what can be improved upon. I wish I didn't even get ropes in this, as your previous activity even in this specific subreddit makes you sound like a ultra-asshole. So for your 'mentally debilitated child' mind, don't be a dick in your criticism."

This reply also became a common copypasta spread among the community, often referenced in other artworks where The Spy is holding a knife which is smaller than usual.
by beanz66 March 17, 2022
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Tiny Twatland

Tiny Twatland

1.) The colloquial name for a house of prostitution located at 43rd St. and 6th Ave. in Manhattan run by the infamous early 20th Century courtesan Madam Francine "Flo" McGuillicuddy. So-called because of the stocking of the house with underage girls that had flocked to New York City seeking a career in show business on Broadway.

2.) A later bawdy house located in a walk-up tenement building located in the 400 block of 42nd St. between 9th and 10th Avenues. This humpty dump (low-grade whorehouse) earned the sobriquet in the immediate post-World War II period, allegedly as it featured female midgets from the nearby entertainment establishment Hubert's Dime Museum, which closed in 1957. According to the book "Ghosts of 42nd. St.", while there never was a documented case of there actually having been midget prostitutes on the Times Square police blotters, the second incarnation of "Tiny Twatland" did offer a special rate to performers at the Dime Museum, which featured freaks made famous by the photographs of Diane Arbus.
"Let's go over to Tiny Twatland and get us a peice o' ass," Shorty said.

"No thanks," I replied after locking the door beind me.

"Wassa matter, Paco," the midget said. "Don't you have any loose dollars in your jeans?"

"I need my tip money to pay the rent."

"Come on," the Lilliputian performer said. "I'll spring for you -- but just this once."

As quick as a dose of the clap, his saucer-sized countenance corkscrewed, his yellowed celluloid eyes clenched half-closed, cracking the smooth baby face into massive fault lines of wrinkles. It was if a cheap China doll had fallen from the shill's shelf, now held at an arm's length for inspection, broken. Shelling out actually pained him, seared his pocket-size soul, even the idea of it. Like all freaks, money was God, the only thing between him and a cardboard coffin slung into an unmarked, unmourned, and even worse for a performer -- unremarkable grave in the wet clay of Hart's Island.

-- Henry Chinaski, "The Piss-wild Horses of Perdition" (Black Sparrow Press, 1973)
by Twathenge April 25, 2006
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Tiny bitch

Caillou. If you have ever seen this preschool show you know what I'm talking about.
Caillou is a tiny bitch. He is always whining and throwing a fit. I wish someone would just tap him on the head.
by Evansmom January 27, 2016
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