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Tinker Tech

The name attached by students to almost any community college the first 8 or 10 years it is in existence. Mainly used as a partial slam at the limited physical buildings, small teaching staffs, and what would appear to be a bunch of people "playing real college" with a set of tinker toys.
Yeh, I went to Washington State Community College in Marietta, Ohio, back when it was named Washington Technical College....but all of us called it Tinker Tech.
by J. Kendall Dane July 18, 2012
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Tinderversary

The anniversary of when you first met someone through the Tinder app.
Next week is our Tinderversary.
by Welikehowtheytaste June 30, 2015
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tinder zombie

Noun: Someone (usually a guy) who contacts you again after ghosting you, in an attempt to feast on your flesh again
I can't believe that Tinder zombie texted me again on Halloween
by PaidtobeniceTomboyTV December 19, 2015
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tinder pimping

When your friend uses your Tinder account and swipes right on everyone only to message her matches to barter her goods/services
Yo Eva, are you tinder pimping Liz?
by jakethedood June 24, 2016
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Tinder Handshake

While on an internet induced romantic interlude, it is standard practice to provide oral stimulation of the external anal sphincter. Often used as a greeting or to finalize an agreement.

Failure to provide or rejecting of said stimulation is considered rude or uncouth.

Origin: (Old English) It is believed that the oral stimulation of the anal sphincter was first done by warriors who greeted each other to show that they had no hidden weapons.
Bro 1: Eww, She actually ate yo ass?
Bro 2: Yea man. That's just how people shake hands on tinder... That's why they call it a "tinder handshake".
by Paradox-Machine November 27, 2017
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Tenterden

A small town filled with coffee and antique shops, which in turn lures in pensioners and hipster-y individuals. Generally quite pleasant but fairly boring for younger people, who typically venture out to Ashford/Maidstone etc. for fast food/shopping/education. People 11-16 who live here likely go to Homewood School, located in the town, and frequently complain about it.
One of few places in Kent where you can take a walk at 2am and come back home with no stab wounds.
Ashford person 1: You want to go to Tenterden?
Ashford person 2: Who the fuck visits Tenterden other than my aunt Maureen?
Ashford person 1: But they have good coffee shops....
by therealslimpotato November 18, 2018
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Tinder Ear

A bacterial infection, much like swimmers ear, that originated from bodily fluid explosion into ones ear. A mans cum or a females squirt that finds their partners ear and sits in there for days. Very painful medication needed.
I fucked the shit out of Kelly 2 days ago and she squirted in my right ear. Now it’s throbbing....fuck....I must have tinder ear
by Ggboiiii July 25, 2019
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