ceiling tile 

a phrase commonly used to ask for the current time

-Katie, CEILING TILE!
-10:42

ceiling tile by Dominic Smith September 1, 2007

cold tile tea-bagging 

the act of laying ones testicles on cold floor tiles, in an attempt to alleviate excessive heat

"Man, it was so hot out there I had to lay those babies on the floor!"
"Yeah, cold tile tea-bagging, it's the future"

cold tile tea-bagging by floydandsky September 23, 2011

Bathroom Tile

Tile that is found on the floor of a bathroom.

Person: "I want tile for the floor of the place in my house that has a bath in it. The place in my house with a bath in it is also a room used to take a bath. This place in my house with a bath in it which is also a room used to take a bath needs tile on the floor of it."

Bathroom Tile by Evil October 18, 2003

terracotta tile roof 

A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.

My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.

terracotta tile roof by Opieman20XX October 5, 2020

e-wet-tile disfunction 

The inability of a girl's vsgina to become moist when she is sexually excited

Damn girl....what the hell's up with you. I been fingering you all night and you still be dry. You definately got that e-wet-tile disfunction shit.

e-wet-tile disfunction by JBighood October 9, 2008

Van Luit tile job 

receiveing a hand job from your wifes freinds husband while blacked out on a tile floor

I had a little too much to drink last night and I think I Got a Van Luit tile job

Van Luit tile job by husband #2 October 16, 2008

log effect tile 

Waterproof smear left by an untidy toilet user(usually on a virgin train)which starts below the rim and inexplicably continues and survives intact beneath the waterline.

Some ones fitted a log effect tile in that public conveience

log effect tile by Chris Ord August 31, 2006