born on third base

term coined by the great Barry Switzer to describe someone who was born with a silver spoon in their mouth but has an arrogance and thinks their standing in life is because of their own doing.

The Cooker: "i hate hanging out at the Kirk Hotel with all of these arrogant, rich punks that think they are an international man of leisure."
Pete Dick (calling Oak the goon): "look dude, just focus on jacking for beats and I will take care of these fucks that were born on third base."

by Pete Dick March 21, 2008

third wheel

Someone out of a trio whom is seemingly the least relevant.

Me and my two friends were hanging out at the mall and I was the third wheel half the time.

by bitstripslang September 21, 2016

Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.

Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.

by Walter the whale March 3, 2015

third time's the charm

If you're trying to do something, and twice it didn't work, you say, "Third time's the charm". This is a hopeful saying -- "it will work the third time!"

I'm trying to get something organised with a group of people and last week I said "third time's the charm". But it's still not working. And we're at five times now. So I offer this for those of us that need something to say when it gets to four times or more:

First time’s the promise

Second time’s a shrug
Third time’s the charm
Fourth time’s a boon
Fifth time’s a broken heart
Sixth time is doom.

Ha, foiled again! But third time's the charm.

by Anders@Wollongong December 18, 2018

after thunder comes the rain

When someone farts standing up in the urinal then they start to pee.

wow after thunder comes the rain

by keys876 October 23, 2017

Cucumber Thunder

The sexual noise created when the man's nuts simultaneously 'slap' the receiver's (male or female) ass cheeks.

Man my neighbor was really going at it last night, I could hear the cucumber thunder from across the floor.

by DNW... December 11, 2012

War Thunder

War thunder is an attempt at a Free-to-play MMO game in which you take control of a plane, tank, or numerous different naval vessels and complete objectives to win in game matches. By some undisclosed futuristic technology, War Thunder can run on the most terrible potato pcs. War thunder is also known for Russian vehicles being overly powerful.

War Thunder is the shittiest game i've ever played
The home of the Russian Bias is War Thunder
I fucking hate War Thunder

by Skittster February 5, 2022