The Joshua Tree

The Joshua Tree is a gathering of male individuals who get together and take drugs to discuss existential philosophical questions and other topics. It is usually, but not always, occurs in the great outdoors.

The term originates from Entourage S05E05 "Tree Trippers", when actor Vincent Chase and friends go to Joshua Tree National Park to eat shrooms and figure out if he should take the part in the movie Benji.

Guys, we need to figure out the meaning of the universe! Joshua Tree here we come!

I'm at a loss about whether or not to quit my job, how about about Joshua Tree?

Dude, wanna go to the Joshua Tree? I hear Archimedes and Nicodemus are gonna be there!

Let's just get fucked up at the Joshua Tree tonight!

by foehammer88 November 19, 2010

Jexmas Tree

A tree that is decorated for Christmas (Xmas), by a Jewish person. It could contain Jewish decorations, but does not have to. Most common in households where there are both Chanukah and Christmas celebrators. Most commonly seen in the New Jersey-New York area of the United States.

Alexandra decorated her Jexmas Tree with her family, since her mother was Jewish and her father wasn't.

by semass November 29, 2010

like nailing jello to a tree

It is said that nailing jello to a tree is impossible, therefor something that is like 'nailing jello to a tree' is something you just can't do.

Convincing that popular hunk of spunk to take me to the prom would be like nailing jello to a tree.

by Carsa Ikk July 17, 2006

Man Juice Tree

A tree that each spring is abloom with pretty white flowers, though their scent is nothing like a flower – rather it has the distinct odor of “Man Juice” (aka semen, jizz, goo).

Dang – shut all the windows, that damn Man Juice Tree is stinking up the house!

by Neckfarter Queen April 16, 2009

Just above a tree

A worthless individual, who is depicted as bottom of the barrel in a social or work environment.

A socialite or corporate executive would be in the clouds. A peasant or low life would be just above a tree.

by Bill Branklin May 8, 2008

just throwing it out there

Used in a conversation, when you want to indicate that the previous statement you made doesn't actually matter and that the listener can feel free to ignore the previous statement.

Also, if you use the word "this" instead of "that", then it could be used to preface the irrelevant claim you're about to assert.

"Just saying" is a synonym phrase of the same meaning.

Margaret: Which of those two women over there is your boss?

Julie: The one in the pink dress.

Steve: She's really hot! (Margaret and Julie turn to stare at him.) What? I'm just throwing it out there.

by luvtheheaven October 27, 2009

there's always room for jello

There is always time to have sex, even in the most stolen moments.

Even though I have to be at my therapist's office in 15 minutes, there's always room for jello.

by julieann February 16, 2008